September 2010
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Look on the bright side!
So you’re too poor to live and study in the exciting big city anymore, and had to move back home! At least when you have an embarrassing panic attack/nervous breakdown involving tears and hyperventilation because everything is so fucking complicated and just too much at once, your momma is just across the hall.
BECAUSE YOU’RE A CHILD.
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School hasn't even started yet and I'm already a...
financial aid frustration
transfer student frustration
impending school frustration
what the fuck am i doing with my life frustration
everything is so fucking expensive frustration
i don’t have a car frustration
i hate the bus frustration
i want an on campus job but the website is so fucking confusing frustration
i’m going to fail everything frustration
i want to die
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August 2010
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Last night also provided two more band names for...
Open Cut/Tampon
Church Serpent
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School starts in two days, so I just sorted out my...
jesus christ it was like stumbling through the jungle for hours lost and dehydrated and delusional and confused and i just wanted to go home
My brother is watching Valentine's Day willingly....
My life is occasionally hilarious.
Seriously, though, I only saw that movie under coercion. And then blacked out from its shittiness.
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“If you get hungry enough, they say, you start eating your own heart.”
– Margaret Atwood
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“What if she doesn’t worry about her body and eats enough for all the...”
– The Beauty Myth, Naomi Wolf
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YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY, SPIDER, DIDN'T...
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Text From Friend
effyeahcriminalminds:
porcuswine:
So I just got this text from one of my best friends. This is what it said.
“I just finished the DVRed marathon of Criminal Minds and have come to this conclusion about serial killers:”
And then I get the next one a second later:
“About 75% of the killers on this show and I have the same taste in lamps.”
O.o
Of all things I worry about because of Criminal...
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No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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My mom has a thing for red curtains.
At certain times of day, when you go downstairs it looks like a murder is about to occur.
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Sean: “Sometimes, I feel like I wanna punch someone, but then I see a puffin, and I’m like, nah, it’s aiight.”
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If there is a Higher Being, I think the clitoris...
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“Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn’t be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I’m a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There’s something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I’m way overdue....
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whyyyyy is this my life
Listen, Jonathan. I get it. You’ve spent the last few hours getting drunk off your ass in front of the tv, and high as a kite in the bathroom. [Sneaky, by the way. I totally can’t smell it in every corner of the house. Kudos to your discretion.]
This is exhausting, I understand. Wearing pants in addition to your full schedule would be overwhelming. I can appreciate that. Pants are...
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